Archive for July, 2007


What does iced coffee mean to you?

This is a dilemma that I have been facing at Panera Bread. Iced coffee is not on our menu, but people order it anyway. At first, I thought this meant putting the cold coffee base mix that we use for our blended drinks in a cup with ice (and not blending it). When Whitney made it, she put espresso in a cup with ice and filled it the rest of the way with milk. But when I made this version of iced coffee for a customer, they were very confused when I asked if they wanted skim or 2%…they expected drip coffee with ice. I can’t win.

At Panera, they have a sign up saying that they donate their leftover baked goods to food shelters at the end of the night (since they never sell day-old stuff). This is not quite true, at least at the location I’m working at. It would be more accurate to say that we are willing to donate all our baked goods to food shelters and other non-profits; however, those groups have to come and pick them up, and here the YMCA people only come by on Sunday and Monday. Thus, the other days that I work the night shift I have a huge moral quandary.

On the one hand, while we are allowed to take home whatever we want at the end of the night, I want to limit my takings so I don’t turn into a blubberous manatee. On the other hand, something seems seriously ethically wrong with throwing piles and piles of bread loaves, bagels, and pastries into a dumpster. (Especially having read the dumpster-diving sections in ‘Evasion’.) The other cashiers and I take a single bite out of the scones we haven’t tried yet, then toss them in the trash bag with the rest of the buttery goodness/newly-minted trash. Tasty, but so so decadent. When I discovered an untouched, glistening brownie round on the shelf tonight, I broke. I just could not throw it away.

So now there’s a huge chocolate-frosted brownie in my kitchen, along with a baguette, loaf of white whole wheat, asiago cheese focaccia, and a couple pastries. God help me.

LOLTHEORISTS

I swear this is not going to become a macros blog. However, I am compelled to post on the existence of a thriving loltheorist community. I think you will see why:

If only these had been around during Core!

Of course, I had to submit one:

Gavin also did a LOLessig, located here.

I still can’t believe this, but apparently the Constitution had/has a Thirteenth Amendment. No, not the one banning slavery. Thirteenth Amendment v1.0 said that any American who accepted a foreign title of nobility would lose their citizenship and be unable to hold public office. It got lost in the shuffle of the Civil War, but you can still find it in old copies of the Constitution and, as it was never repealed, it’s still the law of the land. (Sir Rudy Giuliani, I’m looking at you.) It’s too much to get into the evidence, but you can read all about it here.

One of the intents of the amendment, it is believed, was to bar lawyers from public office. At the time, (licensed) American lawyers got their qualifications from the British-based IBA, not the ABA, which conferred the title of Esquire. Which qualified as a “title of nobility or honor.” Now that we have the ABA, a strict constructionist interpretation would make this implication irrelevant, but gosh! Can you imagine a Capitol Hill without lawyers? Or a Supreme Court?

Clearly, this is why quality government classes in public schools are key. Otherwise we might forget about other amendments! Rights violations are bad enough. Rights deletions would be even worse!

I got an internship!

I didn’t mention it here previously, but I got a part-time internship with the Genocide Intervention Network. It’s an advocacy group for Darfur and genocide awareness and intervention generally. It was started by a bunch of Swarthmore alums, several of whom know Nelson at least by name, ironically enough. I’m doing web dev and online activism stuff with them until I leave in August. It’s low-paid, but hey, it’s paid, and I have it worked out that, spending three days at GINet and four days at Panera, I’m still getting around the same number of hours per week at the latter as I did previously.

My first day was on Thursday, and right away I fell into tasty delicious web design. GINet has a campaign/page called 1-800-GENOCIDE, which GINet actually paid a professional web designer to design. Sure looks like it, huh? *sigh* The other web intern, Tarik, had previously poked around with a new design, with a WordPress backend. I built on that. At first I had a totally new design in the works, but when I learned that they were printing t-shirts based on the old header image I made the site closer to the original look. It’s still got the old black, white, and teal, but now there’s gold added to the mix and no pointless gradients. There’s still a few bugs and tweaks left, but overall I’m quite proud of the result.

Strangely, doing web design on my own in the GIN office is way less stressful than doing it for FreeCulture.org or my own website. Though, this may be because I haven’t had to do any Internet Explorer testing yet. We’re supposed to just use Firefox at work (yayyy!) so I have no idea how the new design looks in non-standards-compliant browsers. If the new design looks ghastly in IE, I may or may not want to know. May, so that I could put up a “Switch to Firefox already, dammit!” banner for IE visitors (I wish). May not, because my head could explode.

So yeah. I like this internship. I feel like I’m playing dress-up everyday, pretending to be an office worker/policy wonk in my nice uncomfortable shoes and nice autumn-weight blouses and skirts like everyone else in inappropriately-steamy DC. You look at how the other Metro commuters dress and make guesses as to who are the interns and who have been policy wonking for years. But everyone at GIN’s real friendly, we interns get free food, and the office is a nice environment, shared with Campus Progress and an actual webby firm. Working seven days a week is tiring, but after spending eight hours fetching the same bagels and drink cups over and over again desk work feels like a relief! The variety outweighs the fatigue, at least so far.

Note to self:

Never drink wine with sulfites in it again.

Note to everyone else: You owe it to yourself to try some sulfite-free (not quite accurate, since fermentation produces a little SO2, but anyway) wine. Look in the organic section. You won’t be able to age it (what twenty-something does that?), but DANG does wine taste better when it’s not pumped full of sulfur! (Surprise surprise.)

Special thanks to Gavin for buying that bottle of Chenin Blanc at the organic market.

Vote for Mike Gravel!

Not because of his platform (though, glancing over his website, it looks pretty good). Because what America needs is more Dadaism!

I guess a couple of film profs contacted Gravel and asked him to appear in a video they wanted to make, essentially a free, postmodernist ad for his campaign. He did so, and is now confusing humorless pundits everywhere.

Quite a few parodies and responses to the video have appeared on YouTube. This one made Gavin, Nelson, and I crack up.

Internets + video art + politics = awesome.

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