In order to start the new semester off right, I made a special motivational poster:
If that doesn’t make you want to do assigned reading about the impossibility doctrine, voting systems theory, or time-space compression, I don’t know what will.
(Or maybe I do.)
Someday I’ll make one with a dude. And sell them. Mwa ha ha ha.


Rarely have I seen a lie so blatant.
Lol. I’ll try to persuade myself of that as I struggle through the Finals Week of Death…
I am resisting the urge to make an inappropriate comment.