Category: DC


What does iced coffee mean to you?

This is a dilemma that I have been facing at Panera Bread. Iced coffee is not on our menu, but people order it anyway. At first, I thought this meant putting the cold coffee base mix that we use for our blended drinks in a cup with ice (and not blending it). When Whitney made it, she put espresso in a cup with ice and filled it the rest of the way with milk. But when I made this version of iced coffee for a customer, they were very confused when I asked if they wanted skim or 2%…they expected drip coffee with ice. I can’t win.

At Panera, they have a sign up saying that they donate their leftover baked goods to food shelters at the end of the night (since they never sell day-old stuff). This is not quite true, at least at the location I’m working at. It would be more accurate to say that we are willing to donate all our baked goods to food shelters and other non-profits; however, those groups have to come and pick them up, and here the YMCA people only come by on Sunday and Monday. Thus, the other days that I work the night shift I have a huge moral quandary.

On the one hand, while we are allowed to take home whatever we want at the end of the night, I want to limit my takings so I don’t turn into a blubberous manatee. On the other hand, something seems seriously ethically wrong with throwing piles and piles of bread loaves, bagels, and pastries into a dumpster. (Especially having read the dumpster-diving sections in ‘Evasion’.) The other cashiers and I take a single bite out of the scones we haven’t tried yet, then toss them in the trash bag with the rest of the buttery goodness/newly-minted trash. Tasty, but so so decadent. When I discovered an untouched, glistening brownie round on the shelf tonight, I broke. I just could not throw it away.

So now there’s a huge chocolate-frosted brownie in my kitchen, along with a baguette, loaf of white whole wheat, asiago cheese focaccia, and a couple pastries. God help me.

I still can’t believe this, but apparently the Constitution had/has a Thirteenth Amendment. No, not the one banning slavery. Thirteenth Amendment v1.0 said that any American who accepted a foreign title of nobility would lose their citizenship and be unable to hold public office. It got lost in the shuffle of the Civil War, but you can still find it in old copies of the Constitution and, as it was never repealed, it’s still the law of the land. (Sir Rudy Giuliani, I’m looking at you.) It’s too much to get into the evidence, but you can read all about it here.

One of the intents of the amendment, it is believed, was to bar lawyers from public office. At the time, (licensed) American lawyers got their qualifications from the British-based IBA, not the ABA, which conferred the title of Esquire. Which qualified as a “title of nobility or honor.” Now that we have the ABA, a strict constructionist interpretation would make this implication irrelevant, but gosh! Can you imagine a Capitol Hill without lawyers? Or a Supreme Court?

Clearly, this is why quality government classes in public schools are key. Otherwise we might forget about other amendments! Rights violations are bad enough. Rights deletions would be even worse!

I got an internship!

I didn’t mention it here previously, but I got a part-time internship with the Genocide Intervention Network. It’s an advocacy group for Darfur and genocide awareness and intervention generally. It was started by a bunch of Swarthmore alums, several of whom know Nelson at least by name, ironically enough. I’m doing web dev and online activism stuff with them until I leave in August. It’s low-paid, but hey, it’s paid, and I have it worked out that, spending three days at GINet and four days at Panera, I’m still getting around the same number of hours per week at the latter as I did previously.

My first day was on Thursday, and right away I fell into tasty delicious web design. GINet has a campaign/page called 1-800-GENOCIDE, which GINet actually paid a professional web designer to design. Sure looks like it, huh? *sigh* The other web intern, Tarik, had previously poked around with a new design, with a WordPress backend. I built on that. At first I had a totally new design in the works, but when I learned that they were printing t-shirts based on the old header image I made the site closer to the original look. It’s still got the old black, white, and teal, but now there’s gold added to the mix and no pointless gradients. There’s still a few bugs and tweaks left, but overall I’m quite proud of the result.

Strangely, doing web design on my own in the GIN office is way less stressful than doing it for FreeCulture.org or my own website. Though, this may be because I haven’t had to do any Internet Explorer testing yet. We’re supposed to just use Firefox at work (yayyy!) so I have no idea how the new design looks in non-standards-compliant browsers. If the new design looks ghastly in IE, I may or may not want to know. May, so that I could put up a “Switch to Firefox already, dammit!” banner for IE visitors (I wish). May not, because my head could explode.

So yeah. I like this internship. I feel like I’m playing dress-up everyday, pretending to be an office worker/policy wonk in my nice uncomfortable shoes and nice autumn-weight blouses and skirts like everyone else in inappropriately-steamy DC. You look at how the other Metro commuters dress and make guesses as to who are the interns and who have been policy wonking for years. But everyone at GIN’s real friendly, we interns get free food, and the office is a nice environment, shared with Campus Progress and an actual webby firm. Working seven days a week is tiring, but after spending eight hours fetching the same bagels and drink cups over and over again desk work feels like a relief! The variety outweighs the fatigue, at least so far.

OK Go was crazy!

Our story begins at the Future of Music office in Washington DC yesterday afternoon. After getting off work, Nelson and I, along with various other telecommunications/new media-related interns and activists (all of whom, coming straight from the office, were better dressed than we were) to mingle and meet the members of OK Go, who had been on Capitol Hill that day with Future of Music lobbying Congress about net neutrality and so forth. Nelson and I were talking to Andy, the lead guitar/keyboardist, and got very confused because he was talking about being a coder for Open Congress, a Sunlight Foundation project that filters through THOMAS data to make it digestible for humans and inform people what’s really going on on the Hill. It was like, wait, you’re part of the band, right? You don’t usually find rockers who are also code monkeys on the side…

Ironically enough, I had the opportunity to see another code monkey rocker for free that evening. Digital Freedom was having a band showcase the same night as OK Go’s concert that included Jonathan Coulton. However, you can’t meet a band and not go to their concert–besides, it was a golden opportunity to swagger up and tell the ticket people, “We’re on the guest list.” So Gavin, Nelson, two interns we’d just met (Sarah and Sara), and I decided to go to the OK Go concert, which was in Columbia, MD.

So how do we get there?

Gavin was convinced that the Beltway traffic would be suicidal, so we should find a way to get there by public transit. I looked up a route there, and off we went. A Red Line subway packed like sardines in a crushed tin box. An unairconditioned MARC train up to Laurel, MD. (It was 97° and steamy that day.)

The final leg was supposed to be the E bus. According to the transit authority’s website, the E bus stop was at Main and Washington. WRONG. It was a block or so away. Eventually a friendly Metrobus driver let us on (for free!) and drove us to the E bus stop on his route.

Maybe the broken WMATA database was telling us that we didn’t really want to take the E bus. We got on and got lost. Multiple times. I’m going to assume the driver was new, at least to the route, because he really didn’t know where he was going. The other passengers had to give him directions, which sometimes he followed. Also, the *heater* was on. Some of the passengers were pretty frustrated, since they were likely to miss their connections due to his screw-ups, and he was totally rude in response, threatening to kick complaining passengers off the bus from Hell.

Finally we made it to the concert venue. Doors had opened at 6; we didn’t get there until around 8, so we missed the first opening band, Mae. But whatever. We were there for OK Go.

What can I say? They totally rocked, playing ‘Invincible,’ ‘Do What You Want,’ and an absolutely nuts cover of ‘Don’t Bring Me Down’ by Electric Light Orchestra. It was Tim’s birthday, so they brought out a chocolate cake and sang ‘Happy Birthday’ for him. In the middle of the set it started raining a little, which cooled the air down a lot…thank God.

Stolen joke from Damian: So apparently there’s a city in Washington state that’s located right in the middle between Seattle and Tacoma. It’s called Seatac. So what do you call the area between Baltimore and Washington DC? Obviously, we need to create a city called Ballwash.

*ba-dum chh!*

OK Go was the second opening band, opening for The Fray, a band that I’d never heard of but recognized a couple songs from the radio. They seemed okay. We only listened for a little while, before it was time to go hang with the band.

Yep. We had backstage passes.

Probably my greatest impression of OK Go was how normal they were. Other than their paisley pseudo-oxford attire, it wasn’t readily apparent that they were rockers. In person they just seemed like cool dudes who would open you a beer with a bottled water cap, ask a roadie to get you a free t-shirt, offer to check out your album once it comes out, and take you backstage (like, on the actual stage, behind the equipment) for a bit to watch the Fray.

Totally sweet.

We left around 11:15 or so, and realized we had no way to get home. All the Future of Music people had come in one full car–no room for five hapless interns. We had no faith in the E bus, even if we could find the stop (we’re pretty sure the driver just left us off wherever, as there was no bus stop sign), and the last MARC train left at 11:30. Crap.

Some of us wanted to take a taxi to DC, but I knew there was no way I could afford that, even split five ways. Standing in the divider of a road in the rain late at night, I was preparing myself to sleep in the mall parking garage or something. Until…

“Hey, do you know where we could find a gas station?”

A car pulled up, headed to Fairfax. The dude and lady in the car were very cool people, and upon hearing our plight offered us a ride in exchange for gas once we found a station. So five of us piled into the backseat of their car, getting to know each other and howling along to “I Want You to Want Me” on the radio. It was a miracle.

Colt and Allison dropped us off at the apartment, Nelson and I drove the Sara(h)s home to Georgetown, and everyone collapsed for the night. I’m still surprised that we survived. But we did, and it was totally excellent!

What has Karen been up to?

A lot!

First, I flew out to Arlington, VA.

Shortly thereafter, I and four other individuals crammed ourselves and our luggage into Gavin’s car, got lost three times on the road to Boston (we ended up somehow going through Baltimore twice), and attended the 2007 Free Culture conference at Harvard. Nelson, Gavin, and I stayed at Elizabeth’s apartment–the same place Nelson and I had met 17 months previously.


(Photos by Fred)

We participated in an anti-DRM protest in Boston the day before the conference, the day Pirates of the Caribbean 3 came out. The hazmat jumpsuits were sweat bags of death in the warm, humid weather, but it was still fun.


(Photo by Fred)

An unaffiliated group of street musicians dressed up as pirates joined in. Techie pirates and salty pirates, united against DRM!

At the end of the conference we participated in a Dance Conspiracy. Everyone got a cheap FM radio with headphones, then danced around Cambridge to the tunes of a radio transmitter on someone’s iPod. The reception was kinda spotty at times, but I still had fun.


(Photos by Fred)

After the conference, I spent a week getting my ducks in a row, getting to know Virginia Square, reading books (Black Hole, The Diamond Age, the fourth Y: The Last Man, and Girl Genius: Circus of Dreams), and applying to jobs while Nelson packed up stuff in New Jersey.

Then on Saturday I took the Chinatown bus from DC to Philadelphia to attend Nelson’s graduation at Swarthmore. That night Nelson and I went to the class of 2007 bonfire in Crumhenge, where there were s’mores, a trampoline, booze, and glow-in-the-dark frisbees. The ceremony on Sunday morning was fun. Hooray for Nelson finally graduating!

The speakers were all really good. The senior class speaker ironically was not graduating that day (there was some issue with her using material from one of her own papers without citing it, which was referenced in her speech hilariously). There were three honorary degree recipients: one who started a liberal arts college for women in Saudi Arabia, one who set up a math education project for underprivileged kids (his speech was short, slow and sweet: “Teach math in inner city schools.”), and one who was Canadian and was a good speaker, though I’m not quite sure what he did. With all the speeches the ceremony was kinda long (as people looked up at the drizzling remnants of Barry nervously) but worthwhile.

Then I started my summer job at the Panera Bread at the mall down the street from the apartment. I had a day of training at “Planet Bread” on Monday, then had my first actual day at Panera on Wednesday. It’s hard work–my feet, knees, and back are always sore at the end of the shift–but my co-workers are really awesome and I think I’m starting to get into the flow of things. I worked the closing shift yesterday and got to take home a whole bunch of leftovers–a baguette, a loaf of ciabatta, a muffin, and a few scones. Some of the other associates were taking home whole shopping bags of stuff–I guess they have enough mouths to feed to get it eaten before it goes stale–yet we still threw out a ridiculous amount of food.

Between Monday and Wednesday was Tuesday, which I had off. Thus, Nelson and I decided to take a trip to Washington DC and do the tourist thing. We went to the National Mall, International Spy Museum, Washington Monument, and Jefferson Memorial. Nelson wanted to paddleboat in the tidal basin, but unfortunately the boat rental closed early. It was a good day nevertheless.

Nelson and I also purchased some plants from the nursery near Planet Bread, and with the pots and dirt his parents brought when they visited Friday, put them out on the balcony. We have a rosemary, a cilantro, a dill, a parsley, a sage, some chives, some oregano, and two basils. I don’t have any pictures of our plant children yet, but they seem to be doing nicely. Nelson also wants to get a hanging strawberry plant; we’ll see how that goes.

Upcoming activities: Nelson and I will be going to the iCommons summit in Dubrovnik, Croatia on Wednesday along with Gavin, Asheesh, and loads of other cool free culture people. I now know that I’ll be staying at the Hotel Astarea, which apparently has an indoor pool and awesome views of the Adriatic. I can’t wait.

After that, I guess I’ll continue working at Panera and try to get some freelance web jobs. Gavin will likely be moving into Nelson’s apartment at the end of June when he starts his SPARC internship. Nelson seems to have found a GMU Law roommate for the upcoming school year; we talked on the phone and he seems appropriately geeky and easygoing. He’ll be visiting sometime in late June and moving in August 1.

So that’s the news from Lake Wobegon!

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