Category: Minnesota pride


An article ran in the Star Tribune today about the Kelsey Smith Act, a bill being presented in the MN legislature that would require phone companies to triangulate and disclose the location of a cell phone whenever the police ask for it. No court order or subpoena needed.

It’s being billed as a way to find kidnapping victims. And indeed, triangulating cell signals is an important tool for finding lost people—that’s how James Kim’s family was found. But no court oversight whatsoever? Making it possible for the police to get the whereabouts of any cell phone owner, regardless of whether or not there is a real emergency? Creepy!

What’s so bizarre isn’t that people are willing to hand over that kind of authority to the cops, or don’t think through the privacy implications of their proposals. It’s that discussion of the privacy implications of this bill is nowhere to be found in the article. There’s just no mention. It’s presented as this common-sense bill that will save children. Are privacy advocates so few and far between that the writer completely failed to think of the civil liberties angle of the story? Or was it edited out?

Apparently, last year Minnesota passed a law making it mandatory for parents’ health insurance to cover their (unmarried) kids up until age 25. Thus, as far as I can tell, I’m not uninsured! Hooray!

If you’re not from MN and don’t have a job with benefits yet (?), it’s worth checking to see if your state has a similar law. I saw that Utah has you covered until age 26…there’s probably others.

The day it snowed in LA
And frost settled on Satan’s citrus groves,
Strange white objects, drifting from the sky,
Landed on some B-list producer’s hybrid Yukon.
PANIC!
They smashed their cars into cars
bent themselves around Adopt-A-Highway signs
plowed into a carniceria
(there were no plows to run into)
And I laughed
Like the anchormen back home always laugh
when they run footage of the first ice storm in Dallas or Flagstaff
or wherever there are pansy-ass Southerners
who don’t know how to drive in winter.

LA burned,
The snowdust burned off.
Traffic was about as bad as usual.

***

Campus lies somewhere at the bottom of a 50 degree puddle that
The flipflop girls turn to whine.
Shameful, I think, as I march for the door–
Jesus H. Christ on a frozen cracker!
On my way, a million memories turned excuses–
kids in the backseat waiting for the engine to heat up the car
shoppers crossing Nicollet on the skyway rhizome
boots and hats and scarves melting in the mudroom
I have a pool but no parka.
I have crocs but no car.
But I have what I have because I left what I don’t.
I chose palm trees and mountains
over dead leaves and gritty March snowpack shells.
Over the graceful New Year’s whisper
of an ice-cold bumper kissing a bank of plow-tossed snow
I chose four hundred mangled cars.

In Lake Wobegon, they say
the Southern mind, basking in the sun,
gets soft, and slow, and simple.
Out on the North Shore, or the windswept western prairie,
the weather keeps our wits sharp,
the way October snow cuts cheeks like ice shards in the gale.
Dad says he worries about me.

***

You know,
I won’t ever admit it
But when the winter dips to minus 30
(as it always seems to when I’m there)
When the infernal window draft pinches any sleeping toe or bare shoulder
When the wind is an icicle crucifixion
and there’s no one there to share the bed
I shake like in the California night rain.

The weather is our Paris Hilton–
We can’t stop talking about it.
The weather column reads like a tabloid:
grown men unable to untie their frozen shoelaces for an hour,
YouTube videos of frictionless cars,
crocuses in February.
But we will never complain
Not even about that one family that died of exposure on the side of a gravel road
It’s cold, but it’s been colder
So go put on another sweater!
And God only help you if you compare prairie whiteout blizzards
to that one time it snowed in LA.

Finals week and everyone’s screaming.
He wraps lights around a prickly pear; she garlands a palm.
Finals week and it’s raining again.
At home it’s positive 6.
Finals week and it’s all overdue.
No time to sleep, or eat, or wish for death.
I can hardly wait.
Keep your palm trees and your mountains.
Keep your desert and your drainage problems.
I’m coming home to a white Christmas.

Back in Minnesota

I flew back from DC to Edina today. I’ll be leaving again for school on the 24th. So if any of my MN friends are reading this, we should hang out!

Also

I think I now understand why, after 9/11, everyone got jingoism poisoning. One bridge collapses, and I feel incredibly homesick.

Follow the dream doesn’t mean leave the love
Roam if you must
But come home when you’ve seen enough
I love New York and Cali but I ain’t movin
Too over populated saturated with humans
And I’m not big on rappers, actors, or models
If I had to dip, I’d prolly skip to Chicago
None of this is meant to dis
No one
No where
Like damn, I’m from Minnesota
Land of the cold air
Too many mosquitoes and a fair share of egos
But like my man Sabe says
That’s where my mommy stays

So if the people laugh and giggle when you tell ‘em where you live
Say shh…say shh..
And if you know this is where you wanna raise your kids
Say shh…say shh..
If you’re from the Midwest and it doesn’t matter where
Say shh…say shh
If you can drink tap water and breathe the air
Say shh…say shh…

We’re going to fix that bridge. We’re gonna fix our transportation situation. We already rank at the top in literacy, health, environment, and a bunch of other stuff, and we’re gonna keep it that way. Why? Because we’re Minnesotans and we give a crap about each other.

I’ve got MN pride, yo. *flashes Lutheran gangsign…or something*

For the non-Minnesotans reading this, a bridge collapsed in Minnesota yesterday. Not just any bridge. The bridge for I-35 (major interstate that runs all the way to Texas) in the middle of Minneapolis. The whole damn thing buckled and fell in the river, carrying a school bus, 18 construction workers, and 50 cars with it. Amazingly, all the kids on the school bus and all but one of the construction workers made it; many of the commuters on the bridge were able to walk/swim away from the scene. Only four people are known dead (though there are around 20 people missing). I called my parents yesterday, and several of my home friends have been checking in on Facebook, so I think everyone I know is okay.

No one knows why the thing collapsed yet. It wasn’t terrorism, and no boats or anything crashed into the bridge. (The bridge failure was so complete because there weren’t any supports mid-river to impair water travel. Of course this also meant the design had little redundancy.) The construction crew wasn’t doing anything structural to the bridge. (They were repairing the concrete; it was the steel arch that busted.) The rush-hour traffic at the time was bumper-to bumper and I’m sure the cement and construction equipment weighed quite a bit, but four out of the eight lanes were closed for the construction so it could hardly be considered a maximal load. The latest inspection said that they found evidence of wear on the steel, but since there weren’t any cracks they didn’t think it was a problem. I guess forty years of alternating road salt and sweltering heat were enough…but I hope that more detailed explanations are forthcoming and the inspectors are questioned.

…good that I didn’t get an internship in Minneapolis this summer?

I’ve been largely in shock since I heard the news last night. It’s been distracting me from work. Even though I didn’t use that bridge all that often (more often Mendota), it still hits close to home. That’s right next to the U of M and near the Metrodome. It’s the central artery of the already-strained MSP highway system. I have no idea how people are going to commute now…keep in mind that the metro area has virtually nonexistent public transportation, so there’s no real backup option for commuters.

They were FINALLY getting around to fixing 62/35W (a terrible, politically-motivated bottleneck that I often drive through, a few miles south of the collapse)…will that funding get diverted to rebuilding the bridge? Will there be a push to expand our light rail from a single-line tourism aid to a functional commuter system? Something must be done. The transportation infrastructure in the metro was already being pushed to the limit; we were already far behind in getting commuter public transit. Now it’s an emergency.

I wonder if Pawlenty’s transportation bill vetoes will come back to bite him in the butt now. Not that properly funding Minnesota transit this year would have prevented this collapse. (Obviously not.) But if we gave infrastructure the same priority now that it had in the 50s and 60s (when all the stuff that’s breaking now was built) instead of appeasing the Taxpayer League and failing at satisfactorily providing a basic public good, maybe we’d be able to bounce back a little easier. From massive blackouts to exploding NY steam pipes to this… You get what you pay for.

But yeah. I don’t know if I’ll be able to believe it until I come home and see it myself.

Whenever you donate to a political campaign, by law they have to make your name, address, and a few other things public. For a long time, this information was extremely difficult to access, but now there is a handy tool called Fundrace that can sift through the data for you, allowing you to look up the contributions of individuals and neighborhoods.

Of course I had to look up my neighborhood. At a glance, there’s some interesting stuff… Apparently Mr. Frey (father of two of my classmates, and apparently ridiculously wealthy) donated the maximum to *both* Bush and Kerry. The Petersons gave a TON of money to the DNC. They also gave to Gephardt, Edwards, and the maximum to Kerry…and then some, unless Chris Peterson (a college student a year behind me) and his brother Colin gave $1000 each to Kerry out of their own pockets…

Hey, I don’t know. It could happen.

Jesus Christ!

81°F in Minneapolis?? In March?!

…it’s 63°F in Claremont…

Heh.

However I might rant about Scripps, there are certainly some perks to being here.

-6°F? For a high? Three days in a row? Eeeesh.

Given the time zone difference between Denmark and the US, I would have had to stay up to an unreasonable hour just to see the *first* polls close, let alone see any results. Thus, I didn’t hear anything until I got up this dark, rainy morning. As I waited for my news bookmarks to open, I was slightly apprehensive.

Well, the election was rather ugly, wasn’t it? I escaped most of the campaign bullshit by fleeing the country, but I heard about it plenty anyway. Numerous incidents of voting difficulties and tech glitches, and a few of suppression (especially of Latino voters). TPMmuckraker has been keeping track of a whole bunch; BoingBoing links to more. Not exactly unexpected, but good that people are keeping track of these incidents. It’s the only way to be sure it isn’t a trend…

…Or to discover that it is. Like the whole robocalling thing. Automated phone calls that smear a candidate–by starting out naming the opposition candidate (so if you hang up right away, you think it’s *from* them), then attack the candidate in true “Jane Doe eats puppies” fashion, only naming the source of the attacks (the NRCC) at the very end of the call. (The law requires the source to be named at the *beginning*.) And then, if you don’t listen to the whole thing, they call you back as many as ten times. Sometimes late at night. This took place in precincts all over the country.

This isn’t just unethical. It’s harassment and it’s illegal. Quite literally, I want the heads of whoever decided to do this. When it’s this close to Election Day and there’s no way to fight back before it “counts”, the only way to avoid it is meting out enough punishment to serve as an overwhelming deterrent.

But I’m happy. I really am. I was very pessimistic going into this election; I figured the Dems would probably take back one chamber of Congress, but I doubted two. Well, at this point in time, the Senate is still unsettled…but in the two close-as-heck races Democratic candidates both have the majority. Whether they will hold on to them, I don’t know. But they have the advantage of being able to point at the scoreboard, while their opponents will come off as sore (and hypocritical) losers. Furthermore, the Democrats didn’t just get the House–they f’in WON the House! Not all the seats are settled there, either, but right now CNN has them with a 32-seat majority–more than I think *anyone* expected!

Meanwhile, in Minnesota politics… Pawlenty kept the governorship by one percentage point, alas. I don’t regret my vote for Independence candidate Hutchinson, though; I feel I voted for the best candidate for governor, and I’m happy with that choice. Besides, Pawlenty’s gonna be plenty lonely next year. Attorney General? Democrat. Secretary of State? Democrat. (Actually voted Independence for that seat, too, but whatever.) That incompetent, partisan excuse for a State Auditor–gone. Now *both* the state House and Senate are blue as heck. So let Pawlenty fight it out with all of them. :)

Disappointed that Michelle “God wants me to run for Congress; good lord am I ditzy!” Bachmann won. Unpleased (but unsurprised) that Jim “Moderates For Torture” Ramstad kept his seat. Sorry that Borene had to drop out with his name still on the ballot, thus keeping Geoff Michel in power. But you can’t win them all.

I don’t call myself a Democrat. The Democratic party hasn’t shown enough spine or advocated enough actual progress for me to do that. I’m proud to have split my ballot across a few parties. BUT… I am definitely a fan of checks and balances. And I hate neoconservatism. So I’ll drink to this election.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go dance around the room to some ridiculously catchy Democratic YouTube propaganda. Whee!

EDIT:

Jesus Christ, Rumsfeld is stepping down! Lemme put on my Republican hat for a second and say WHY the HELL didn’t he do this TWO DAYS AGO? After every military paper called for his resignation, it might’ve lent the Republican Party a modicum of credibility that they were willing to reform themselves and thus helped them not lose the Senate. Normally the Bush administration has shown itself an expert handler of spin and timing (if not of actual governance)…I don’t know how to explain this lapse.

(Image from BoingBoing)

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